Ali Express does the same thing.
“Recommended for you: soft bait lures, a reciprocating saw, 2.4m casting rod, oddly expensive pallet jack, strappy little black dress modeled by Tits Ginormous”
Tits Ginormous is my favourite clothes model. He does amazing work.
Flag as NSFW please. I’m hoping not to get fired scrolling through all.
Sorry, I tried to but don’t seem to be able to in Mlem. Mods pls help
Edit: figured it out. There’s an eye icon that switches it to NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating.
Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”.
I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image.
Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image.
This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
I feel like the stockings would pull on my leg hairs too much, and I think I’d probably be more of an a-cup, underwear could use a bit more room in the front too.
Eels are not NSFW…
But what I do with them is.
Go on…
They probably microwave them. Nobody should microwave seafood at work.
Eels up inside ya…
Nah but that surface grinder is filth
I can fix her
Frequently bought together:
I would love to order that private label lingerie woman, umms for charitable reasons I swear.
