Inventory full of cobble and iron tools…
“we gotta build that ICBM to kill the dragon!”
I love Minecraft. :P
Inventory full of cobble and iron tools…
“we gotta build that ICBM to kill the dragon!”
I love Minecraft. :P
GeoGuessr person:“ok, now which directions are the shadows pointing? Any wildflowers or birds in the area?”
Caller: “I’m just looking for a gas station”
Oh look, my manager assigning me stuff based off the (ai generated) zoom meeting notes.
PssPssPssPssPss
Also it just seems to hit different at McDonalds. like they put extra carbonation in or something.
“Hmm, i wonder what kind of nut tree this is? its a nice looking tree”
Scrolls down
“Oh”
It’s a reference to an old Reddit post where somebody had the same situation I did where they met someone yand fell in love and had long and happy life until they started noticing a lamp in their living room that sidn’t look right. Drove them crazy in this dream and eventually forced them to wake up. I’m on mobile and can’t find original post ATM but that’s the jist.
I met, fell in love, got married, bought a house, started a family and grew old together with a woman i met in my dreams. In one night, i lived a lifetime. It was so super realistic that I woke up devastated that it was a dream. It took me weeks to stop thinking about it constantly throughout the day, and even to this day I still think about it occasionally going on 15 years later.
This was my brothers cat, Skitter. She loved scritches under the chin.
Long ago, way back in highschool, I worked at a restaurant part time. We would get a few of those fake bills every weekend and every Monday on my way to school I would take a small detour to the church who was passing them out and dumped them in their donations bin. I doubt it made any difference but it made me feel better at least.
I just find this funny as hell
🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶
Try to burp. Especially right after a hiccup.
Sounds like the perfect time to practice your bass! Even just following along with Youtube vids can get you a long ways. Hope you get back on your feet (heh) soon!
Live, Laugh, Poop
Lately my Pixel cant even keep up with all of them and some are slipping through. Going into the spam folder is almost comical.
Just gotta roll over and hold your bro. I’m sure they would understand.
Im reminded of KurtJMac walking to the Farlands in Minecraft. Guy just started walking 13 years ago and has kept going all this time. The last time he checked his coordinates he was 9,864,725 blocks from spawn. Hes about 70% of the way there so only a few more years to go!