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minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·13 天前Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much. Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
minus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 天前“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 天前“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
minus-squareatomicbocks@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·13 天前Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
minus-squareSmuuthbrane@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·13 天前SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.
Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO
“Why do they call them cookies and not bakies?”
“Why do you bake cookies and cook bakies?”
For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
Trying to remember if they left themselves turned on.
SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.