• AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    walks in for an interview and hands them my documents

    “This isn’t your CV, this is…”

    Me: “Adoption papers, yes. Make me your son and I will bring a lot to this company.”

    under their breath “Damn, he’s good.”