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Can’t wait to turn my gold into piss!

Ah yes, the king’s water.
Waiter, a bottle of your finest Nobel prize.

How does that work? You eat the gold and your piss comes out golden?
Dehydrated mfers can already do that
There’s actually instructions on the site. It says to add your gold to a bucket, add some piss and two special pills for only $459.99
From the first comment:
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Seems like it’s still not theirs until a judge signs off on it. That sale was scuttled by a bankruptcy court. Now, The Onion has re-emerged with a new plan: licensing the website from Gregory Milligan, the court-appointed manager of the site.
On Monday, Mr. Milligan asked Maya Guerra Gamble, a judge in Texas’s Travis County District Court overseeing the disposition of Infowars, to approve that licensing agreement in a court filing. Under the terms, The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron, would pay $81,000 a month to license Infowars.com and its associated intellectual property — such as its name — for an initial six months, with an option to renew for another six months.
The licensing deal has been agreed to by The Onion and the court-appointed administrator. But it is not effective until Judge Gamble approves it, and Mr. Jones could appeal any ruling. That means the fate of Infowars remains in limbo until the court rules, probably sometime in the next two weeks. Mr. Jones continues to operate Infowars.com and host its weekday program, “The Alex Jones Show.”
The Onion Has a New Plan to Take Over Infowars https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/business/infowars-alex-jo…
JFC $81k a month to license it? How much ad revenue does the Onion generate?
Given that it’s all going to the Sandy Hook families and survivors, it’s a pretty good cause.
Oh yeah, that’s a good point.
Not as much as it will.
I would figure that add revenue is almost entirely their bottom line.
Yeah, I assume ad revenue and maybe some merch sales.
They did get into print again recently, but yes. I would expect all of the other forms of revenue to be pretty tiny in comparison.
It’s easy to forget how powerful ad revenue is, but that’s essentially what screwed us into having Google everywhere.
I trust Global Tetrahedron
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