• givesomefucks@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Who the fuck listens to blue check marks on X?

    Like, OP do you actually believe this shit?

    If some 80s gogo Reaganaunt knew “one simple trick” to put profits up 7x he’s sure as fuck not telling a single soul.

    But this is the stupid shit they’d do if they had a financial incentive to push return to office, like long term investments in corporate real estate…

    • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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      6 months ago

      Are you asking The Picard Maneuver if they believe the post is genuine, if they believe the person posting to twitter is actually up 700%, or if they believe it’s a good strategy?

      Because I’m 99% sure those all have the same “no” as an answer.

      Based on the rest of the comment im assuming #2.

      Anyone who actually thinks the poster really is up 700%, hit me up, I’ve got some bridges you might be interested in purchasing.

      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        Everyone, this poster is legit. I got a bridge from them last year and I’m up 800%! Way better than OP who had to go outside and walk in a park to only get 700%.

    • Որբունի@jlai.lu
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      6 months ago

      So many discounts on those investment funds for office real estate nowadays, you can tell they’re trying to attract the naive and uninformed.