• eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        7 months ago

        You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.

        Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

        But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

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          7 months ago

          I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.

          Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.

        • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev
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          7 months ago

          Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.

          No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is