Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agoGive me those tots, ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1483
arrow-up1483imageGive me those tots, ruleslrpnk.netTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoYou know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album. Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people. But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 months ago I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none. Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
minus-squareeestileib@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 months agoWait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me? 😮
minus-squarekn0wmad1c@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months ago Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people. No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoYa true. It seems all people give a damn about now a days is money and fame.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI believe she’s bi, given what little I’ve heard from my Swifty SIL
You know two things: you’re gonna get to ride on a private jet a LOT, and you’re gonna get trashed in her next album.
Honestly, the social proof of “I was somebody Taylor Swift thought was worth dating” would get you a second look from a lot of people.
But I’m a chick anyway, so based on her lyrics my chances with her are between slim and none.
Hey, now. You’ll never attract a beau with that attitude. Smile more. And a proper lady never uses the word “chick.” So unladylike. Tsk, tsk.
Wait, you’re saying that straight men might not want to have sex with me?
😮
No one really talks about Matty Healy tho, except for how much of an asshole he is
Ya true. It seems all people give a damn about now a days is money and fame.
I believe she’s bi, given what little I’ve heard from my Swifty SIL