Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
I like that the headline sounds like there was just a $1mil pile of loose cocaine somewhere that got blown away by the hurricane.
Florida man snorts entire beach
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
Must be something in the air
Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
