

Given you would need to pay actors and a production team to do this conventionally, $250/m is massively undercutting the cost of a human created equivalent.
Even if this produces shit half the time, there’s enough greedy marketing agency owners out there that will be thinking they can save tens of thousands a month in salary by gutting their video production teams
The problem you have is you care which disk gets wiped, russian roulette is the best design pattern!
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=$(ls /dev/sd* | shuf | head -n1)
…I shouldn’t need to say, but don’t run that unless you want to make your day a bit worse