Added you as a dependent!

Both of you make really good points, and I feel using blockchain would fix these issues in my posts.

In their defense, the doors of the contract opened up, not out, like on poor people’s cars.

Really Iceland should be thrown in as a sweetener.

You have such a great camera presence, do you have someone take them or do you block and light them yourself?

Always a pleasure to see your work.

Everyone remember this guy has a patreon!

Thank you, fixed. I wrote it in one go, didn’t even consider the mistake.

I just want to specify I wrote this before the tariff announcements.

You are beautiful and you are always beautiful.

Thanks, I’ve done a number of these lately, the new administration is just rich with material.

I wrote it. Here. This is the original link.

Edit: I was on the fence about cursing in the title needing a NSFW tag, and decided against. Anyone have good guidance on that?

It’s not, I only post these to Lemmy.

This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!

You noticed these are only here, right? (Unless someone starts copying them)

I credit the current administration for providing such rich material to write about.

I’ve always considered applying, I just don’t think I could send a serious application though.

I like to think these are my application to be press secretary.

And I assume a ship, given your rank of captain.

Don’t worry, we can always collaborate with Chinese agencies as they take the lead in world organization.

We had a good run.

But has a man been that into you?

Be sure to include a red neck.