• naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    The most vegan way to make burgers is to use the dog meat from the PETA pet snatching operations. Allow me to demonstrate with this checklist

    • humanely raised meat ✅
    • Supports baby steps, flexitarians, and carnists with a guilty conscience ✅
    • Avoids food waste (let’s be honest PETA could definitely find efficiencies, I mean my neighbours still have living pets smh my head) ✅
    • Involves PETA ✅

    Anyway I’m off to work at my uncles dog farm. Keen to hear your thoughts!