What, do you have assburgers syndrome?
The most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn’s and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.
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“Ass guard? What is that, like a sports cup for your rear?”
That is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.
As an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce “bi-frost” instead of 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).
My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle
That is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.
bi frost
I wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?
I see you have anal bum cover, but I think you’ll find the penis mightier
You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.