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If someone needs CPR, they’re dead and you’re trying to bring them back to life. They weren’t conscious and won’t remember receiving CPR.

Then there’s the people that can’t have anything thinner than jello. I shuddered the first time I watched someone chew water

Doodle is a great name! He didn’t look very poodley so I thought I’d check

Doodle is the dog’s name or the dog is a cross with a poodle?

Maybe Boozilla is your wife’s parents

I think the “extra” charges are often used to put someone who’s clearly a danger to society away for longer. Another example I can think of that’s similar is someone going to jail for CSAM gets a separate charge for every frame of video, as they’re separate “images”. I agree that the law should be more straightforward but there are instances where nuance can be helpful.

They killed her before stingray Jesus could come back and forgive the sins of all the stingrays. After they killed Steve Irwin, they’ve all been damned to Hell.

My vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle

Found this through a quick internet search if you’re interested.

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199401133300203