It’s federally legal, but far as I can tell, some states don’t recognize those marriages, and others outright prohibit them, although it’s not enforceable. Still fucked up, IMO.

So, in many states…

1. Can’t be homeless.
2. Can’t be dead on purpose (suicide’s illegal).
3. Can’t have an abortion.
4. Can’t marry a same-sex spouse.
5. Can’t get healthcare if you don’t have a job, and even if you can, it’s super expensive and not likely to cover everything.

So I guess, just make sure that you’re born well-to-do, never make any mistakes, and are a straight, cis-gender man. Really narrows things down and puts life into clear perspective.

The Royal Shakespeare Company Presents: My So Called Quantum Enterprise

Disgraceful

The human being in me definitely noticed the you/your mixup.

Almost as bad as Rob Schneider:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXyHF1QeU5E

This one wins

Officers eat Troi cake and Sigmund Freud tells Data to kill everyone.

You’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.