throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours agoAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up167
arrow-up167message-squareAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square34linkfedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 hours agoHenry Kissinger died.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up131
arrow-up131message-squareHenry Kissinger died.plus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square20linkfedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 hours agoone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up172
arrow-up172message-squareone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days ago1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.message-squaremessage-square68linkfedilinkarrow-up1308
arrow-up1308message-square1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square68linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1163
arrow-up1163message-squareIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square21linkfedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog Daymessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up173
arrow-up173message-square"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog DayHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agoThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up127
arrow-up127message-squareThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 13 hours agomessage-square7linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 18 hours agoSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up162
arrow-up162message-squareSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square17linkfedilink
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 day agoThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1176
arrow-up1176message-squareThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 day agomessage-square52linkfedilink
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoPeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up1168
arrow-up1168message-squarePeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square116linkfedilink
iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 24 hours ago(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆lemmy.worldimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1115
arrow-up1115image(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆lemmy.worldiasmina2007@lemmy.world · 24 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMost people on the internet are not my people.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up132
arrow-up132message-squareMost people on the internet are not my people.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square12linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-squareIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
essell@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up145
arrow-up145message-squareThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squareessell@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1185
arrow-up1185message-squareThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickersmessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1108
arrow-up1108message-squareA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickerszeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Yermaw@lemm.ee · 2 days agoIf I donate my testicles as a donor for whatever reason, and they have a child, is that child mine?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up134
arrow-up134message-squareIf I donate my testicles as a donor for whatever reason, and they have a child, is that child mine?plus-squareYermaw@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 2 days ago"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up174
arrow-up174message-square"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".fubo@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoWord and idea is infinitely crude compared to experience.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-squareWord and idea is infinitely crude compared to experience.rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWatching "They Live!" has opened my eyes to how often the movie is referenced, as if I put on the same sunglassesmessage-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1213
arrow-up1213message-squareWatching "They Live!" has opened my eyes to how often the movie is referenced, as if I put on the same sunglassesXeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
