I’ve even tried to HELP vegans by giving them useful tips on how to advance their cause, like, “Never bring it up under any circumstances,” or, “Stop making people feel bad by bringing up the consequences of their actions,” or, “Why don’t you try eating meat sometimes in order to be more relatable to non-vegans?” But they never listen to me! It’s like they completely write off what I’m saying just because I fundamentally disagree with everything they stand for and all of my advice essentially boils down to “Shut up and go sit quietly in a corner.” Clearly this proves that they don’t actually care about advancing their cause and just want to congratulate themselves and feel like they’re better than everyone just because they’re objectively reducing the amount of suffering in the world.
but seriously, what would advance their cause is sharing their food and inviting people for dinner, without mentioning it’s vegan food until asked. like it’s the new normal. of course it should be delicious.
Those damn vegans already forced people not to abuse dogs and cats, and they’re coming for our rights to abuse other species next!!
