Summary
Minnesota Republican state Sen. Justin Eichorn, who introduced a bill classifying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” as a mental illness, was arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from a minor.
Police say Eichorn believed he was meeting a 16-year-old girl but was actually texting undercover officers. His arrest came just a day after he and four other Republican senators introduced the controversial bill.
Eichorn, who is married with four children, was booked into jail and will be transferred to the Hennepin County Adult Detention Center.
This is fucking hilarious. What a twisted fuck. He’s deranged in multiple ways, and probably a lot more we don’t know about. Probably beats his wife and kids, and kicks his dog. Probably head of the HOA, too.
I hope his worst colleagues in prison have lots of fun with him.
Republicans and pedophilia. Try to name a more iconic duo
Dodge Ram and DUI?
Donald and Ivanka Trump.
Shit, sorry, same thing.
More catfishing, more stings like this, more receipts. Great way to start taking them down.
I’m certain they will blame this on the deep state and deny he ever did it, no matter what evidence.
So many fucking pedophiles in the conservative ranks. Gaslight. Obstruct. Project.
Modern conservatives lack the creativity to imagine plausible damning accusations.
They must draw from life.
When they hilariously try, we get “Jewish space lasers” and “pizza parlor child fight club rings.”
Then they get angry that basically every creative and artistic field is dominated specifically by not them. When they get handed a budget to attempt creativity, we get preachfest garbage like “God’s not dead 23” that spends 2 hours basically turning to the camera lecturing viewers about conservative grievances in the form of repetitive gotcha strawman scenarios like it’s Festivus.
That’s the problem with only hating, with only negativity, with only being against change. It’s like trying to grow a flower by watering it with vinegar.
Once again, not a drag queen. We need to ban religious figures and Republican politicians from reading to children.
Oh wee. I played the game if it was pedophilia (it was), then was it a boy or girl (girl). I was wrong about the latter. Turns out cult leaders are perverts. Huh.
Like ok. The Nazis were dumb. Anti-intellectuals tend to be.
But
What the fuck is it with these guys
GOP means Greedy Ornery Pedophiles.
Grooming Onerous Pedophiles
I mean, yea that works too shrug
I think there’s probably a few crazy acrostics you could make with this administration.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Only sane people suspect these Nigerian prince grade con artists.
Meanwhile, conservatives have already invested their life savings into the new super-legit cryptocurrency, PedoCoin™️.
If no one has invented PedoCoin yet, that’s a million dollar idea waiting to happen.
Is there something about wealth or power that just turns certain peoples brains into pedo-mush?
Isn’t one of the goals of Project 2025 to implement the death penalty for pedophiles?
Yes but they’ll define pedophiles as trans people.
“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
The law will not be used the way you think.
What’s so strange about it is that it’s impossible to be protected, yet unbound, by the law.
The only way it works is if a collective agree that someone is above the law. That would be what we call a “tyrant.”
But the collective, can, at anypoint, decide “you know, why does the tyrant get to be above the law?” In ye-olden days, the Tyrant was often actually a strong man. A decorated military leader. Someone who could force others to do his bidding. But even Caesar would fall to the blades of the Senate.
It only works if somehow a person becomes so detached from reality that they truly believe they are somehow superior than all others. With modern medicine, we call that a delusion of grandeur. So, no matter what laws conservatives make, they will inevitably be bound by it, because they are still mortal humans.
Well I know the REAL intent is to target LGBTQ people
LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the pile.
LOL, another republican kiddie diddler. Add him to the
pilepyre.FTFY.
If there were an amendment to remove senators charged with pedophilia, Republicans would be in the minority.
They’re already in the minors.
This one was trying to get in the minors, but hadn’t got there yet
Batting .000
Sent to the benches to warm the seats…
There wouldn’t be any republicans left
1 day. Might be some kind of record.
Not even a day. It was hours.
According to wikipedia he’s still in jail. So I don’t know what you folks are talkin’ about.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_EichornThey are talking about how long after introducing the bill declaring his MAGA’ness before he was arrested.
They’re not talking about how long he was in jail they’re saying it was hours after he introduced the bill
Which makes you wonder if this was someone’s blackmail stash on him and he pissed off the wrong people and it was released or did someone set up a sting to bag him once he started talking about this bill. I am all for whatever it takes to fight back.
Why does this consistently keep happening but only to republicans?
They should include in the title he got arrested for trying to solicit sex for minors, not the bill.
I think even most republicans think pedophiles are bad.
Remember when the strongest homophobes were the most likely to be closeted homosexuals?
This is that.
They can’t wait to tell you how bad they are
But only if they wear blue ties 🤷♂️
I hate that they’re trying to lump trans people in with pedophiles.
Republicans can go fuck themselves. Every single one of them, and every single person who voted for them.
Signed: a Canadian who’s probably had one too many beers this evening.
Nah, thats just rational thinking. You’ve got plenty of beers to go if you’d like.
