I too heard “There ain’t no gettin’ offa this train!”.

Only if you are white and rich.

Kid with machete? Totally normal.

Dude in a robe waving guns around? Also normal.

Biting a face into a pancake and wearing it on your face so you can chug maple syrup? Totally understandable. But I would go with the real stuff personally.

BUT! Why does the person in a furry mask have someone tied up under a table in what looks like a basement though? Is this a new sex thing kids are into?

The only arcade that had that game charge $2 or something like that for each credit. I tried it once and then never again.

Mike Johsons dating profile would read:

Looking for smart, white, christian, gun lover.

Racist is a strong plus.

Loose morals otherwise are acceptable.

I like this Shawn. I really do. He’s saying the words and doing the actions. Go Shawn! Go!

It is definitely a face punching worthy turn of phrase

Donates mine to a children’s hospital. NES, SNES, PS1, N64 and PS2 and a whole mess of games. My PS3, Xbox, hacked Xbox and 360 I kept till they all broke so they just got binned and the games given away to family and/or friends.

The only system out of all the consoles I currently want, and have wanted, but have never owned is Atari Jaguar with Jaguar CD. Someday…someday.