Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign
Time to add rat-taurs. I let you decide about the order of the halves
What about horse-taurs? A horse on the front of a horse.
Two horse hinds blindly bucking in all directions
Left side rat, right side human (from the perspective of the rat-taur)
A racremoved/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei
Yeah only thing missing is apocalypse and christianity references.
I get the feeling a racremoved/crow would be a relatively easy creature to befriend, and also a awesome friend. Once again reminded of the ski lift operator I worked with once that could get a crow to land on his shoulder.
You could befriend one by feeding it a doughnut every day for a week, but if you miss a day 3 generations of your descendants will be haunted by crows, raremoveds, and crowremoveds
Fox seagull not so much. The fox part might be a little friendly, but the seagull would dive bomb you and try to eat your eyes.
The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.
“Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don’t think they exist.”
”CAW!!”
gets carried away and is never seen again
I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights
I would totally be okay with all of these.
Crowraremoved is my spirit animal - smart and crafty af, but will dig through garbage. 🥰
Vulture-honey badger griffin?
Wait, that’s one half to do the killin’ and one half to do the cleanin’? Ok.
Off topic but I saw a run over vulture yesterday, fuck whoever did that, those birds are awesome. I love them. I once had something dead drug into my yard by some local creature and I was trying to get myself psyched up to go deal with it but then, into my yard fly 4 vultures! When they left, no smell no mess, nothing. They are a miracle.
:) and they can metabolize anthrax that is sometimes present in some dead animals
I think they’re basically describing bald eagles.
“fight God for a 1/2 a bagel”. LoL
The worst griffin is probably Meg
Btw, do they poop before takeoff or in-flight?
