The monoliths in the US fucking suck, but the ones in Canada are much nicer. I passed one near Toronto and it gave an ominous hum and slowed down so I could pass. Some guy tried tailgating it and got banished, but as long as you aren’t a dick, they’ll leave you alone.
The ones in Texas all roll coal and good luck if one comes up behind you in the fast lane.
I highly recommend leaving them alone during mating season.
No
Things were much nicer when the monoliths didn’t glow or float. They just sat ominously in odd places.
Honestly, this might be the only way to get people to drive the speed limit.
I was convinced to play Pacific Drive, where the land attacks your car. There are many good hazards in that game to help slow people down. The random columns rising from the ground might do the trick, and help get bad drivers off the road.
I’ve got it on my wishlist, it does look pretty fun.
#FuckCars
If anyone is wondering, that artwork is “Red Monolith” by LostVegas !
I actually got a print of that piece on my wall cause I like it so much haha
Bah, that’s a Twitter link. Lemmy on mobile needs a better system for seeing URL’s before you click.
Jeroba
Damn, sucks that I don’t have android. The clients there seem so much better.
Boost
Voyager shows links.
Eternity
Did this person write a book because I want to read it.
Skill issue.
Lvl 1 perception
Someday you may understand, fucking noobs.
Ugh, same. I’m still picking sand out of my crack from the twenty years I was banished to a barren desert betwixt our reality and another. Those and Dodge Chargers really grind my gears.
This is like a rant that Cecil would go on in Welcome to Nightvale
I was checking the comments strictly for a Night Vale reference. Thank you. This has been traffic.
And now, the weather.
Dope adventure tbh. Real sick driving area
ikr? If I had a nickel…
Lenovo
Idk, the “Hoary netherworld” sounds kinda fun
Hoary might not be the kind of fun you’re hoping for.
Whorey might be.
So he was banished to Alabama? That really must of sucked!
They never pass the ball, they don’t want to play defense, and they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop
I thought this was going to be about Netflix at first
Brilliant