Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

*“no, this is patrick”

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

y he face so big?

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

More like

11:00 am

11:03 am

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.