People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”

Ah yes, the CHAD stack!

Me: Doctor, what is wrong with me?

Doctor: You need to get laid.

I’m afraid I just federated myself

Too shit to be posted

Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

*“no, this is patrick”

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

y he face so big?

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE DAUGHTER

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!