ohoho, this is pernicious (following the wikipedia article on rsa, to the letter >:), mostly c):

struct KeyPair generate_RSA_keypair() {
    struct KeyPair keypair;
    bigint p = generate_prime();
    bigint q = generate_prime();
    bigint n = p*q;
    bigint totient = (p-1) * (q-1);
    bigint e = 1;
    while (gcd(e, totient) != 1) {
        e++;
    }
    bigint d = modular_inverse(e, totient);
    keypair.n = n;
    keypair.e = e;
    keypair.d = d;
    return keypair;
}

with javascript

they didn’t?

brainfuck is really simple, just hard to program in and read

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when python breaks, it’s just the screwdriver that’s harmed, but if c breaks, there’s a miniscule chance that it could cut you

it has some sharp edges that you can accidentally get cut by

and c is the first best for everything!

that’s the joke! also, i think it’s java.

ubuntu font!

and then they patented it. the patents expired, but that doesn’t make mp3 not suck

RSA_encrypt(val, key) {
  return val;
}
RSA_decrypt(val, key) {
  return val;
}

type in some code for rsa, scroll down, scroll up, it’s gone

granted.

source of wojak

the famous bsd penguin

spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan

instead of writing in the name of their street, they wrote their name when they’re out on da streetz

just plain steel

AAAAAAGGGHHH