In some instances, you just sort of decide to wing it and jam for a bit until you all find a spot that works. So, sometimes, you get to hear the ending get written live! (Though, usually, you just end up repeating whatever you’d do when you were practicing the song before)

Source: Had a band, had trouble writing endings sometimes.

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn’t accomplish anything.

Having a thing for glasses means having to decide between not wanting them to come off in the first place, or being blurry enough to possibly be confused for an attractive person. It’s a tough call.

It’ll fit.

Good theories. Honestly, I don’t totally think it is in reference to the Klan dude, but it sure is an unfortunate coincidence

Wikipedia seems to disagree. I believe you may be thinking of when he took political office, not when he started as Grand Wizard of the Idiot Brigade.

Don’t forget the rather unfortunate usage of a bunch of people cruising around in the Confederate car all being named “Duke.”

See, there was once a man named David, who was the leader of a wacky little group of goofballs back in the '70s. That li’l jokester even went so far as to get everyone to call him a grand wizard, which is such a zany thing to ask people to do, but people totally did it with a straight face

Anyway, I wonder if it’s a coincidence. Who knows?

It’s true. Once, when I was visiting Kyoto, I actually forgot how to eat, and a kind elderly man held me and tenderly bottle-fed me. I didn’t even ask him to.

Louisiana’s pretty easy to remember, as well- not just because it’s the boot, but also because it’s shaped like the first letter in Louisiana.

If someone showed me a map of a fantasy world they created with something like that on it, I’d think they were a hack. But, here we are, I guess!

Couldn’t find it. Gave up.

I figure it’s because the year can be seen as an optional appendage if you’re talking about dates from the current year. Like, I can say “that happened on May 5th,” or “I’ll be there June 18th,” and you can reasonably assume I mean in 2024 unless I specify “June 18th, 2063.”

Now, as for why you can say “I’m going on the 18th,” but Americans don’t say 18th of June, 2024, I haven’t a clue. We really only seem to have logical explanations for the way we do things about half of the time.

Geoffrey the Giraffe, the original model for the Toys R Us mascot, tragically gave his life rescuing civilians during the September 11th, 2001, terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City. The image for the mascot was changed out of respect, as the company didn’t want to posthumously use his image. The company has since struggled to find a suitable replacement.

It’s scary, but it’s something we all face someday. One day, I’ll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.

Ah, you’re thinking of a chartess. Chartreuse is a long-neck avian fowl that’s been burnt to a cinder

Are you OK? Help is always available if you need it ❤️

Very tasty. And, healthy, too!

Staying hyped for Dreamsettler even though I still have no clue what it’s about outside of “also a '98 - '02 internet simulator” let’s goooooooooo

Rules for thee, not for m[y preferred politicians, but I’m too blatantly ignorant to understand that the rules are absolutely also for m]e

Did he just get done beating the shit out of his dog