One thing kids like is to be tricked.

For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.

“Oh, no,” I said. “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.

I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Journalists just need to step up their game.

The headline, style, and tone of the article should absolutely be along the lines of “a loud idiot with a powerful friend spouting nonsense while failing at a job for which he’s unqualified”

Hi, is this available?

But Lemmy users are obviously smarter, so it’s better to ask them.

I prefer to get the DM to laugh and/or this:

Stock value is only loosely based on reality.

carrot and/or stick

So is that “fuck” or “marry” for this one? Unless you mean “love to death,” in which case is this a “kill” for you?

Ahh…A lot of American Catholics think that Francis was a liberal squish. are idiots

Work “upgraded” me to Windows 11 today. So fun learning how to do the same thing as always but with a much shittier workflow.

I’m glad you’re pleased with my NS™️ (natural stupidity) processor.

Titan is the only planetary body in the solar system besides Earth that has liquid currently flowing across its surface, so its deltas could be a scientific treasure trove.

One problem: Titan appears to be largely devoid of deltas, a new study finds, despite its large rivers of liquid methane and ethane.

Yes, you are.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, he is.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

Yes, with the backpacks.
Didn’t you read the screenshot?

and they’re willing to nobly endure the suffering, too, as long as others are being hurt

Many in the autism community say RFK Jr. is pushing harmful and regressive rhetoric about who they are are just pointing out reality

I’m assuming the plan is to buy bitcoin from themselves and their friends with taxpayer cash. They don’t care about the bitcoin after that. They’ll have the cash.