We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
What’s up, my cisgenda?
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
Well duh. Peartube is the federated choice for fruits!
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
His given name is Carlos Banana
Why would you want to remove the protective layer of dirt?
No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
Given the opportunity, I would gladly have a beer or two with Guy.
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?