I want to eat it so badly

And then I’m sad later when it’s broken

They’re just making things at this point

The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

Boooorrrrriiiiing!

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What did the fan fiction entail?

Asking for a friend

The best part is that since wokeism has clearly took over Mexico, the cartel can’t kill her because they would be cancelled for being sexist!

/satire

Fuck that. I want AI to power a robot boyfriend.

Taco Bell <<<<< Taco truck with zero Google reviews

GAY L

sigh

Chat, can we get an Indian to post a version of this that says desi so I don’t get cancelled?

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

Maybe I will eat that quart of ice cream today…

This will be the second LGBTQ character Nintendo has had in their games since Gay Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy.

Fair.