Point of order though: is one sexy time counted as one fuck, or is all the sex, as long as it’s the same partner, counted as one fuck?

I think we can’t really count the 40 million as his kills, unless we count all the descendants of the other mongols who raped their way across the continent, and I think that would tip the scales towards fuck winning.

$200 a month? Man, he got off easy in this round of ‘fuck the plebes’ this year.

The first person in real life that I met who used nixos was so proud to show off his configs. I let him, and was suitably impressed. I then returned home and decided to play dark souls 2 on my lovely little manjaro.

No, no… you want a penis that can really do things. You want prehensile! See cetaceans and elephants for more details.

They have tried before (and are still trying) to make contraception illegal. The hobby lobby lawsuit about their insurance paying for birth control was a big part of that.

On the one hand, yes, ruining 401ks and iras for middle america people who still have investments would be sad, on the other, ruining the investments of rich fucks would be joyous. We’re not going to get out of this hellhole we find ourselves in by coddling everyone invested in the system.

I’m curious what it means to own an island like that. What happens if someone approaches? There seems to me to be a lot of fun to be had with that if you got a big enough group together. Do you think there are guards for the island? Maybe making miserable the lives of people who enforce the will of billionaires is a fun next step in the step-on-the-peons game the elite like to play.

That was my first thought as well, but goddamn has my ‘willing to believe’ meter been ground down to nearly nothing these days. Poe’s law lives, and its phenomena are horrific.

I’d peg that as a bigger reason for failing then. That was the true selling point of starbucks. You buy an overpriced coffee/sugarsnotmix and then use it as a meeting joint or workspace for an hour or two. I hated the trend of just-out-of-college colleagues suggesting (and getting) starbucks as a meeting location. No, I don’t want to bring my laptop to starbucks and sit around a table talking about our work for an hour or two. I have to shut down at the office, drive or get a ride to the shitjoint, re-set up everything again, and then try to keep my voice low enough to not annoy others in the place and high enough to be heard over everything going on… grumble grumble.

It could be good coffee. I use an Aeropress occasionally

Ah! Found the problem!

You’re making coffee? It’s going to be awful. Drink tea like a real human.

Maybe the next step is cutting out some more dairy somehow

The only things stopping me are cheese and various chocolates. I’m so sorry, you fucking asshole twits, but no matter how lovely watery oat porridge or thin almond paste can be (and their cute tensiony surfaces can be so delighting) in all sorts of intriguing and cute recipes that dance on your tongue as they nearly force (with kindness) your mouth into a smile with soft harp music in the background, hot chocolate that doesn’t suck your stomach out your asshole with those horrible oil adjacent removed baths isn’t possible. Oh! But to softly stir the oat syrup into the flour and delicately knead it with fingers… what joy!

Because we’re never going to have worldwide open borders. Humanity is going to off itself before then.

ALSO BECAUSE we’re specifically talking about abolishing ice here, so… seems like a united states centered conversation. I’d put money on the united states having open borders before either china or the eu.

Yeah, I think when I had a mole that turned out to be cancer, it was still a 6 months wait to see a dermatologist because there are so many people wanting to see them (and many of those are for cosmetic shit, grumble grumble). Luckily it didn’t metastasize while I was waiting. Fucking us healthcare is a joke.

This was specifically a rule in my house. If you ask while your friend is there, the answer is no. It had to be prearranged.

Lulz, that was such a good movie. I’m still annoyed by the nukes somehow needing the code to explode apparently uploaded to them at the very last second, but that’s just a small quibble. Plus it was the first time I got to see machine gun rabbit, so that was a real treat.

In narnia, specifically. Was there a moses in narnia?

Endeavor makes you horny? Very strange. OP’s picture would disagree.

Yet another reason I won’t eat mushrooms. Thanks for the added explanation I can give!

That one was always hilarious. I’ve never actually finished it though, always stalling after the first few episodes.