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Hey, you finally agree with the point of this meme. Great to see you’ve come around
Hey, you finally agree with the point of this meme. Great to see you’ve come around
Down with reality! http://soulism.net
Welcome to a day in the life of a billionaire. You’ll need to get up nice and early for a personalised yoga routine devised by your trainer, and then it’s straight out of the house to work. You’ve got breakfast scheduled with a CEO, and you’re going to spend an hour objectifying women with him before heading into the office. Quick hello, report from your executive team, and now it’s time for a power brunch with the man who sources child slaves for you to have sex with. Private jet flight to the next city over for lunch, you have a corrupt mayor to bribe so the minimum wage won’t go up. Then it’s time to fly back and spend an hour in your office looking important. You ended up sleeping with your secretary instead of getting anything done, but hey, we can’t all be faithful to our wives. Now that it’s 2pm, you’ve got to go play golf with your “professional contacts”. You refer to your caddy with a racial slur. At 4pm, you go back to the office for the last time today, where your son is waiting for you. It’s very hard educating a young man on how to inherit a fortune 500 company that runs itself. You spend most of the next hour telling him about golf. At 5pm, finally get in your limousine to go home. You’ve been working all day, and you’re beat. You praise yourself for your work ethic, and wonder if the single day you work next week is going to be as hard.
Have you ever watched Mystery Science Theatre 3000? It’s a movie series where you watch people watch movies.
I can confirm this is true. I’m not into women and I love big boobs.
Based on the comments in this thread, it seems like the show is making the other women look unappealing on purpose.
I always struggle with believing thin people as a convincing love interest. I understand that’s what most people like but I still can’t relate to it.
EDIT: looked up some pictures, she’s big enough to be a halfway convincing love interest
Thanks, I really needed that
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Hey at least I’m not a genocide supporter like all the people on Lemmy who pretend to complain about Biden’s genocide so they can get Trump to do more genocide
All of the the three little pigs had a chinny chin chin
Why are chins sexy?
Cows are deathly allergic to knives
Post: animals have emotions
Comment: we shouldn’t kill things with emotions
I dunno seems pretty related. And when we’re feeling a lot of empathy for animals is probably the best time to think about these issues
I really wish alpha gal allergy was more prevalent.
How do you know cats don’t experience sonder? Did you ask one? No, you just assumed
You’re talking to a Ten Forward mod. They’re all like that.
It’s not a joke where I tell trans people to kill themselves. It’s a joke where trolls tell me (who is a trans people) to kill myself.
The part where it’s a joke is that I’m pretending they’re honest about it instead of hiding it behind dogwhistles.
Maybe you could try actually understanding memes instead of running a keyword search for topics to get mad about
Well that sure would prevent the fall of democracy for another 4 years
I dunno, three comments ago you made a joke out of it. But the thing is, I don’t actually mind that you made a joke about it, because the point of the joke is not to tell trans people to kill ourselves. Maybe one day you’ll understand my meme well enough to extend the same good faith to me. Or you can go ahead and keep thinking that calling out transphobes is transphobic.