Imagine having $300 billion and 12 kids and this is how you choose to spend the limited time you have.
Has the same vibes as homelander forcing the deep to eat the octopus.
Wow, I can say with confidence that this is the first time I’ve ever wished for a plane to crash. Just one patriotic pilot is all it would take.
I really don’t like that these shitstains make me feel such vitriol…
Do they a) have a McDonalds Kitchen on the plane b) eat warmed up Burgers and Frys c) eat lukewarm Burgers and Frys
It’s been so odd seeing Trump cabinet picks come in because it feels like he is just picking conservative celebrities, rather then actual politicians. Like it’s still kinda crazy that fucking Elon Musk is gonna be in government.
It’s looking more and more like this term will be “Celebrity Apprentice: Washington”.
Which, as sad as that is, is still preferable to the alternative where he has a small inner circle of actually smart far right strategists, who he trusts completely and follows their recommendations to the last detail.
I don’t know that it holds true across the board, but for Trump at least, it appears that in the right wing you get smarts or charisma/a following…but not both.
Trump is a flashy moron who appeals to the GOP base, which is comprised largely of morons. They need a moron at the top of the ticket to speak the language of their base, but in the process they’re stuck with a moron at the top when they win.
They’ll still do damage, no doubt, but I feel like the biggest check on Trump’s power is that he’s too stupid to wield it to maximum effect.
I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.
The man eats road kill. What do you expect
He has to or else it gets the hose
What a proud moment for the USA
In fairness to him, he looks genuinely uncomfortable just holding it for this paid publicity shot. Not enough raw bear meat in it for him.
Boycott McDonalds, sponsors of Fascism 2025.
Yeah if RFK jr wasnt such a shitheel id feel bad for him, but he is infact a shitheel so I have only one want for him, suffering and pain.
I boycott McDonalds because of the salmonella.
I’ve never gotten food poisoning from them but lately it’s been the prices
Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a family gathering with Mike Johnson smiling proudly over the family ‘kids table’?
Like, exact same vibes as a bunch of random kids all shuffled away to a single kid’s table, and then the one adult (and boy is that stretching the definition) watching over them, and all of them trying to smile for the picture some random auntie none of them have met before is taking.
Air Force One is going to smell like fries forever now.
Fries, ketchup, makeup, and butt.
Is it strange to say I think Mike is the highest threat in this picture? I think he stands to do the most damage wielding a republican trifecta.
Sure trmpf is president and all but, he isn’t as smart as Mike.
The food looks unspoiled, are they actually eating that or just making ads?
This whole campaign seems to want to make having cheap fast food on private jets a thing. Maybe they think this humanizes them to Joe Blue-collar? Maybe one of them has terrible taste and the others just want to ironically be part of the club?
I don’t care what kind of reptilian lizard wizard is in charge of the galley on that plane, there’s no way you are breathing life back into McDs after schlepping that all the way from the frier to the tarmac.
What a weird, lazy propo.
What’s with this guy and McDonald’s? He even brought it on a plane?
He’s afraid of someone poisoning him.
I’m not joking. He probably should be too, he makes enemies of everyone he’s ever come in contact with.
Including the people in this photo. He will use them until he has no more need for them, and then he will throw them under the bus, or ditch them, or now use one of the many arms of the federal government that will be at his whim to bury them.
That’s what he does, he uses people and then disposes of them. The ones he can’t get rid of completely become his enemy.
Unfortunately, now, he will have means to get rid of them completely in various creative ways. Because that’s what autocrats do. Look out for people like Michael Cohen, Stormy Daniels, et. al. to start disappearing or dying mysteriously.
If there was a “Deep State,” now would be the time to step up and do something to protect the Republic… Could you imagine if they manage to take him out with poisoned McDs? lol
Why doesn’t he fear someone tempering with his MickyD’s?
I know it smell crazy in there.
