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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·3 months agoI’m ugly as fuck with a short dick but luckily I have a great sense of humor. It’s not always about being attractive.
minus-squareDasFaultier@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·3 months ago with a short dick You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.
minus-squarehoundeyes@toast.ooolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months ago luckily I have a great sense of humor. You really do 🤣 The only comment I’ve ever faved is you explaining scissoring to some German guy.
minus-squarefatcat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoAaaah comment not found, but what did it say! now i really want to see that apparently amazing comment about scissoring. :D
minus-squarehoundeyes@toast.ooolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 months ago Scissoring is when women smash clams and the runs is when you’re pissing out of your asshole.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoTruly the Shakespeare of our times
I’m ugly as fuck with a short dick but luckily I have a great sense of humor.
It’s not always about being attractive.
You know what they say: it looks like an inch but it smells like a foot.
You really do 🤣
The only comment I’ve ever faved is you explaining scissoring to some German guy.
Aaaah comment not found, but what did it say! now i really want to see that apparently amazing comment about scissoring. :D
Truly the Shakespeare of our times