HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square135fedilinkarrow-up1546
arrow-up1546message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square135fedilink
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50·2 days agoI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 days agoIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 day agoHe’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agobro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareKraiden@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 days agoIt’s all you can eat though, so there’s that
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
It’s all you can eat though, so there’s that