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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Oh the humanity!

sh.itjust.works

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Oh the humanity!

sh.itjust.works

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    switch to Slackware
    tell everyone
    feel superior to billions of Arch users
    occasionally drop a “Linux has become much too easy nowadays”

    Checkmate, Satan. Praised be Bob!

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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      “Joke’s on you Satan, I’ve decided to pivot to immutable OS evangelism.”

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        “Satan, you should check out Bazzite! It is atomic, based on Fedora, and focused on gaming!”

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        I thought we were doing NixOS this year ._.

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      I bow to you, O bearded one!

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    Oh fork! This was the Bad Place all along!

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      This comment is so under appreciated.

  • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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    There is a twilight zone episode where a thief gets shot and goes to what he thinks is heaven but is actually hell. It starts off with him getting everything he wants in a very nice casino and then at the end it is revealed that that is a form of punishment. He will be tormented for eternity as he has everything he ever wanted so he no longer has a purpose

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      I’m conversing with this coke dealer online… I don’t do coke, but we kinda developed this bond over time… it’s weird, I know… don’t even get me started on how we ever started conversing, had nothing to do with drugs, lol 😂.

      Anyway, he started talking the other day, he bought a new bike (bicycle, he’s into cycling, healthy lifestyle, doesn’t do drugs, etc.), a really nice one, like 1K euros plus. So, he rode it the whole day and he got a flat at the end of the day. So, he started pushing it down the road, right next to a river, and out of nowhere, he just decided to throw it in the river… and he did. I asked him why, he said he could buy a new one tomorrow, doesn’t even matter.

      I think I’ll narrate him this episode of the twilight zone… maybe it’ll ring a bell.

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        a really nice one, like 1K euros plus

        1K is below entry level for a decent adult bicycle nowadays.

        • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksOP
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          Well, it isn’t where I live 🤷.

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    I wonder if this is heaven or hell 😅

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    If an Arch linux user hasn’t told anybody they use it, are they really using it?

    Anti Commercial-AI license

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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    sike

    Bone apple tea!

    • Subverb@lemmy.world
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      It really grates on me when I read “sike”.

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        I think that’s half the appeal.

        Some kids can only write on the walls.

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    What is so wrong with bsd?

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      It’s Daemonic

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      It doesn’t work with any new hardware. 10+ years, yeah, sure.

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    if you (by which i mean you the reader, not OP) use linux for no other reason than to be able to tell people you use linux, kindly get the fuck out of my community

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      I use Arch btw

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        deleted by creator

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      I use Hannah Montana Linux BTW.

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