• finley@lemm.ee
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        “Wee woo! It’s the grammar Nazis here to cite you for a dangling modifier violation!”

        “Excuse me, officers, but allow me to cite the Rule of Context, subsection 4, paragraph B”

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        Wadsworth: [shouting] That’s what we’re trying to find out! We’re trying to find out who killed him, and where, and with what!
        Professor Plum: There’s no need to shout!
        Wadsworth: [shouting louder] I’m not shouting!
        [Guests stare at him pointedly]
        Wadsworth: [shouting] All right, I am! I’m shouting, I’m shouting, I’m shout…
        [candlestick falls from above and hits him on the head]

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          Wadsworth: Professor Plum, you were once a professor of psychiatry specializing in homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

          Professor Plum: Yes, but now I work for the government.

          Wadsworth: So your work hasn’t changed.

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      There are often exceptions to this for rifles if the underage person is using the weapon for hunting or other sport.

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        https://www.tallahassee.com/story/news/2024/09/05/georgia-school-shooting-parent-liable-gun-laws/75083441007/

        “Minors are permitted to possess pistols or revolvers under certain specified and monitored activities and there are provisions against a parent or legal guardian allowing a minor to possess a pistol or revolver if the adult “is aware of a substantial risk that such minor will use a pistol or revolver to commit a felony offense” or if the minor has been convicted of a violent felony or misdemeanor. Violation can mean a felony conviction, a fine of up to $5,000 and 3-5 years in prison.”

        I would say, having an FBI investigation into a school shooting threat last year would constitute “substantial risk”.

        But that’s also assuming it was an AR pistol and not an AR rifle. So far they’re just saying “AR platform” which could mean anything.

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          So far they’re just saying “AR platform” which could mean anything.

          I hate how news agencies do that shit. People who don’t know anything about guns see that and see “big scary automatic military rifle with 1 gajillion round magazine”. Where in reality a ton of guns from tiny handguns to .50 beowulf big game rifles use the “AR platform” just because it’s an old enough design to be public domain. Saying it’s an AR platform gun tells us exactly nothing.

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    I’m so glad we’re finally going after parents of shooters. Maybe this will finally start having an effect after enough of them lose their freedom.