That shaky final beer at 7 in the morning before the drive to rehab.
The “first warm day of spring and all the terraces on the old market square are packed but you managed to snag a table” beer.
The beer that isn’t everywhere, but you had one over a year ago, and you thought “Man, that beer was delicious. I should try it again. But will it still be just as good?”
And then you get one and it’s exactly as delicious as you remember.
I had an apple cider hit like that this fall and I can still remember the taste. Damn what a drink
The “it’s morning and I’m out of coffee and tea and there is only beer in the fridge, guess I’m gonna call in sick today” beer.
“4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism” beer.
You said ‘hits different,’ not ‘good hits different.’
Anyone in this scenario should remember it’s temporary and they can get right back on the horse of sobriety without destroying their lives again.
The sitting in the sun at the beach after a long miserable winter beer
I have the utmost respect for your beer choice but that sounds to me like a sweaty, i-dont-like-sand-its-course-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere kind of beer
Sweaty beers are the best beers IMO. I can take or leave the sand part though.
Don’t drink beer at a nude beach, you might get sand in your Schlitz
The “i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz” beer.
Shower beer before a pre game with friends
Shower beer is peak.
I miss r/ShowerBeer
The “I’ve got the next 10 days booked off work” Friday bank holiday morning beer
Absolutely none of these things aren’t improved by it being a lemonade, iced tea or a delicious Arny Palmy
I’m looking at mango wheat beer at the beach and would certainly also enjoy a mango lemonade!
Sauna beer!
Preferably by the lake. Summer or winter, does not matter.
Last time I drank in a sauna was probably my worst hangover in recent memory. Though you just reminded me of summer shower beer which is also great.
Yeah I drink very sparingly during Sauna and not much more afterwards, and light beers usually work better.
Once I drank Vodka during sauna and that was psychedelic. But my body was different then, I definitely could not handle this today.
related: Shower Beer.
You work one of the dirtiest jobs in the summer heat and you’re exhausted but need to get clean before you pass out. Cold Beer, Hot shower. I can’t explain. It has to be lived.
I tried once, and I don’t get it. Maybe I wasn’t fillowing the tradition closely enough? I nice hazy ipa ….
The, “I just need to steady my hands” beer.
7 in the morning before school end-of-year exam beer, Germany
(just kidding, I do think I drank a lot of espresso back then though)
I’d like to think all this was over the course of the same day
The movie theater beer, if you’ve never experienced a good movie while slightly buzzed do yourself a favor and try it, you can even pre game a bit to avoid paying too much at the theater concession.
But be prepared to miss some of the movie when you need to pee
I mean that applies to people who drink sodas as well. Honestly I’ve never had much trouble holding it in for a hour or two, although anything approaching 3 hours tests that limit
Pee in the empty bottles
