If I seriously don’t feel up to cooking, like there’s no fucking way I’m turning on the stove? Cereal.

My “just throw it in a pan” meal? Seashell pasta + canned tomato soup. Apparently one fateful day before payday, my grandmother had two hungry kids to feed, and nothing in the house but those two ingredients. So my gramma invented Spaghettios from first principles and a family comfort food was born. A hot meal so simple you can make it without a working brain stem.

Sauced up airfried beans in a tortilla.