You wouldn’t kill a police man and then steal his hat and then shit in his hat and then give his hat to his widow.
And then steal it again!
Quick! Call 0118999881999119725
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It’s so easy to remember!
He was a fine young cannibal
It was just a huge misunderstanding
c/suspiciouslyspecific
No way. That’s illegal!
YOU WOULDN’T SHUT DOWN AN OLD SERVER THAT’S HOSTING A BUNCH OF NFT IMAGES FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND IS ONLY COSTING YOU MONEY.
Well it turns out, given the chance, I would! I would screenshot an NFT! And I did! At the first opportunity!
Of course not. Right click
YOU WOULDN’T NFT A SCREENSHOT
I WOULD MAKE A PHOTO AN NFT TO SELL FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO PEOPLE WHO FALL FOR THE GRIFT
You wouldn’t download a bear.
Turns out I would, and I did!
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!