Pfffhahahahah
Oh wait he’s serious. Let me laugh even harder.
He’s not even a Democrat anymore, he’s an “independent”. He would only be running if he had a chance to throw the election to Trump.
He’s all about those pay cheques
Must have realized time on the houseboat as a lobbyist is much more lucrative than sitting in the Whitehouse.
Calling his yacht, Almost Heaven, a houseboat undermines his assholeness.
Looked it up. Looks like the kinda yacht you see people rent on TV for a douchey party. Or is that just all yachts? Because I swear I saw this one on 30 Rock?
As someone who grew up in WV, he ran as a democrat but he’ll always be just another Coal Baron, just like the current governor Jim Justice.
What an Orwellian lastname pfft
I remember one time in high school this kid at the lunch table said, “Do you know when you’re beating off and you put a finger in your butt?” And everyone was like wtf no?
This has those vibes. Nobody asked, Manchin.
Perfect analogy!
Thank the gods. The corporate democrat realized his arrogance.
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I too will not be running for president in 2024.
Disappointing, but understandable.
I will not be running for president in 2024 as well. I will see you all in 2028 as I contemplate my run at that time.
As a Canadian, I would like to announce that I too will not be seeking the presidency.
Oh shit, is this Joe Manchin’s “I’m Spartacus” moment?
Let’s also show our support:
Fuck off, Joe Manchin! Go swim in a pool of piss, you back-stabbing grifter!Manchin leans into the microphone, speaking slowly and clearly: “I will not run for president in 2024.”
The speaker above the microphone responds: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
Uhhh, was he planning on it? That would have been very embarrassing for him.
Manchin has as much chance of becoming the Democratic nominee as Pence did at being the GQP candidate.
What a chump.
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