chris rock on 9/11, starts a around 1:20. How all the weird white ppl came out overly patriotic.

cunning use of flag

Is that why NOAA keeps sending planes into hurricanes? To make them stronger? Katrina was an INSIDE JOB!

And about two gulps left in the drink. Is it coke? Diet coke.

Reminded me of bart

You must look deep within yourself and ask, "Am I strong enough to follow in Saint Luigi’s footsteps?

I looked up a 20 inch box fan on Amazon and it was rated for 67 watts. I ran it almost 24 hrs a day(kids loved to mess with it) and didn’t notice it on my bill.

I got MERV 13 filters to help with my kids allergies. Inside the house, perfectly fine, but once outside it’s sneezing and runny noses. It’s amazing.

Super burrito

Your high is lower than my low 😭

Can you adopt me? I’ll sleep in a closet.

Saturn used it and it was fine. according to this article, the plastic expanded and contracted meaning there had to be big gaps and made it unappealing.

I believe the exterior is a composite and specifically made for you to wrap it. here’s someone doing it at home. Basically a giant sticker.

You can keep your living space as clean or dirty as you like. With all the open space you can use those big duster mops.

Probably take like 5 minutes. Those are over a meter wide

Sure you are trump, sure you are.

Wear all the gear! Basically modern day armor.

Reinforced knuckles and boots for your self defense.

For making a port? A succulent Japanese port of a 30 year old game? Unhand me, sir!

Are you not photosynthesizing through your asshole?

Ive lost 4 kgs in a month and I’m feeling better than I ever! Can you believe I’m only 26?

The iran war gonna be called “never gonna pull out”

It’s OK, you don’t have to explain yourself to us.

Water boarding isn’t torture, the Republican said