Bullshit that’s “concern” trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody’s health and you’re speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That’s a real bad look bro.
Of course, I’m an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
You’re not an agent. Totally for free, you’re trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
Bullshit that’s “concern” trolling. This device is not designed to help anybody’s health and you’re speculating a reason why it could be helpful at all. That’s a real bad look bro.
Of course, I’m an agent of The Brotherhood of Bosses. My job is to sabotage Lemmy posts and to trigger you since you are all that stands between us and total worker slavery.
Dude, you want to pick a fight, I can tell. Find something else. Go beat your meat or something.
You’re not an agent. Totally for free, you’re trying to be fair to the side of the anti-worker toilet because maybe some employees are taking too long to shit.
Dude, now you’re being sad. Take a look in the mirror.
I see a person who is not defending toilets that tilt so employees take shorter bathroom breaks.
Clearly you have better colorectal than ophthalmologic health.