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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

She ate a poppy seed salad. Child services took her baby.

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She ate a poppy seed salad. Child services took her baby.

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Agrajag@scribe.disroot.org to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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You’re having a baby. A hospital drug test comes out positive. But you know the test is wrong—and you can’t control what happens next.
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    WTF is a poppy seed salad?

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      I’m guessing a salad with poppy seeds sprinkled on it.

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        I’m guessing poppy seeds with salad sprinkled on top.

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      Then she ate a salad from Costco: an “everything” chopped salad kit with poppy seeds.

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      It’s probably in the dressing. Weird to call it poppy seed salad though.

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        That’s what I’m saying.

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          Now I’m imagining a spoon full of poppy seeds topped with tiny bits of tomatoes, carrots, and bacon bits.

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            Crrrrunch. Crrrrrruuunch. No. It’s good! Yummmm

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              Don’t breathe while eating or you’re gonna choke.

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      “It’s a dangerous drug”: child services, probably

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      Basically heroine

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        A female hero?

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          Yes… and her arch nemesis is Poppy removed.

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      Poppy seed dressing is available in grocery story.

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        How does it end?

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          Normal well but maybe dea visit. XD

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      A salad with poppy seeds in or on it. Like so.

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