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    11 days ago

    Two more steaks, pronto! :

    • Circle of Life

    • To live and let live

    • Meat is legal

    • Haha bacon

    • Top of the food chain

    “I don’t want to have a bad conscience when I order ten bratwursts” :

    • Lions

    • Human fangs

    • Humans always ate meat

    • Animals have no consciousness

    • Farm animals exist to be farmed

    “Don’t tread on me” :

    • Private matter

    • “To each their own”

    • Subjective morality

    • Nutrition/diet is my own decision

    Meat is better, actually :

    • Environmental pasture meat

    • Organic meat

    • Meat for brain evolution

    Eating or exploiting animals is good for them :

    • Organic meat

    • Cows need to be milked/sheep need to be sheared

    • Livestock would go extinct without consumption

    My bad conscience doesn’t get in my way :

    • Organic meat

    • Just a little meat

    • I know where it comes from

    • I raised/shot/milked/sheared it myself

    • “Children in Africa”

    I feed my plants bacon :

    • Plants are living beings, too

    • Plants have feelings

    I’m a soy boi/gurl/bean :

    • Soy is unhealthy

    • Soy destroys the rainforest

    • Soy sausage is hypocritical

    • Soy is HRT

    How do you do, fellow non-lobbyists? :

    • Soy is unhealthy

    • Soy sausage is hypocritical

    • Replacement products are consumer deception

    • Replacement products are unhealthy, chemical, unnatural

    • Veganism destroys jobs

    Gotcha! :

    • Sperma isn’t vegan

    • Hitler was vegetarian

    • Phone isn’t vegan

    • No one can be 100% vegan

    Veganism is impossible :

    • Veganism is do-goodism

    • No one can be 100% vegan

    • Change is impossible

    • Vitamine B12

    • Protein

    • Whereto with the animals?

    • (Almost) No one is born vegan

    • Not enough arable land

    • Desert island

    Whenever I see a vegan… :

    • Vegans tell you they’re vegan (especially when asked)

    • Veganism is proselytising

    • Veganism is a religion

    i’m angy, owo :

    • Veganism is too radical, extremist, Nazism, militant

    • Veganism is unnatural

    • Veganism is annoying

    • Veganism is an ideology