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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

So much for that fetish...

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So much for that fetish...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.

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        I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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          Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.

          • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            replies in a train

        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          That’s the other puddle

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.

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          Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.

          • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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            Fine… What’s Bofa…

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              BOFA DEEZ NUTZ

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                Godamnit you did it.

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                deleted by creator

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        Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!

        *hate

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      Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?

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      Username checks out.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Fucked in the subway*

      By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        Nah, you read it right.

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      What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀

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      You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.

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