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Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.

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When I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian, they laughed.

Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    3 months ago

    Now look at you. Nobody’s laughing now!

    • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today
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      Joker (2019)

      • hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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        Lol, the jokes older than that. Many jokes are recycled or recalibrated for changing audience tastes.

        • Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemmy.world
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          Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:

          “When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They’re not laughing now.”

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          Butt jokes are older than humanity.

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    3 months ago

    When I tell dad jokes,




    he laughs.

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    Oof, talk about mixed emotions.

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    Sounds like you are off to a good start

  • make -j8@lemmy.world
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    it’s actually possible to transition to “President” as your career goes

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