the vatican couch was plush

One thing I’ve learned is never try to beat a couch fucker at his own game

He killed the pope then a couple days later started up a Muslim terror attack on Hindus so all the worlds major religions are at war

The pope didn’t thank him

Obviously Vance wanted to fuck the Papal seat. The pope tried to explain that he couldn’t just let Vance fuck the chair of St Peter. Vance did not like this answer.

Homie has a problem with decency and people following the word of Jesus, despite publicly saying he is a Christian.

He probably didn’t even do it on purpose. But I’m sure he did it.

Obviously he was hoping to take his powers.

Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN

I asked ChatGPT to explain why JD Vance would kill the pope and it cited articles at me to tell me that JD Vance did not, in fact, kill the pope. I even tried to get it to doubt itself and it doubled down. If I have to live in slop world, I should at least be able to have fun with it :(

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If JD Vance was actually the antichrist/satan it’s super funny we greeted his arrival by calling him a couch fucker.

Probably sitting on a couch he found really attractive and got jealous.

He killed him by being near him

I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao