I didn’t think he would really do it.
Rearrange the letters in J.D. Vance and you get VADJECAN
Probably sitting on a couch he found really attractive and got jealous.
He killed him by being near him
Remind some of this
I love how this is thread is basically lemmyshitpost lmao
The Pope had this really hot couch and JD fell in love with it at first sight. JD asked the couches father (the Pope) for the couches hand in marriage. The Pope, thinking this was a strange joke, laughed at JD’s request. This filled JD with rage so he slit the popes thoat and began fucking the hot sofa.
As he bled out the pope was forced to watch the repeated violent defloration of his favorite piece of furniture.
Vance is pure evil. Pure evil needs to feed to sustain. In the face of pure evil the pope lost all hope and then Vance fed upon his soul.
I mean I don’t think I know Vance killed him. See Trump can make stuff up why can’t we.
Because the pope deadnamed him.
James Donald Bowman is a massive removed and deserves to be reminded off his biological father for as long as people in the USA can’t choose which gender they prefer.
He’s both a subordinate of the Anti-Christ and Russian asset. He was called upon to kill the pope to initiate the Pope election process that they can manipulate in order to get a more “pro-apocalypse” Pope in place.
The Pope cried out “take me JC!”
Unfortunately his right hand man is a bit hard of hearing, and let JD into the room…
Vance saw this sexy ass chair And he just had to fuck it. I had to get down and dirty with that fancy seat. The pope tried to get in his way.
Vance is too stupid to kill him, he’d fuck it up for sure. Did you see him drop Ohio State’s trophy the other day? The guy is a total fuck up. He’d end up putting the Iocaine Powder in his own tea.
Nah, it was someone in his entourage that did it.
Did you see him drop Ohio State’s trophy the other day?
Maybe he dropped the Pope?
The flu of America*
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*Formerly known as influenza or Spanish Flu.
JD Vance just existed
The pope died of cringe from experiencing Vance’s presence.
Same as Liz Truss killing the queen. Sometimes, when you’re old and in poor health, you just experience something that makes you think “fuck it, I don’t need to put up with this shit anymore.”
Lol … this is it
When you’re at the end of your life and hanging on the edge looking for a glimmer of hope … then you get visited by an absolute tool that is only motivated by greed and power and represents a general apathy for any kind of humanity …
you just think to yourself, “yeah, nah, this isn’t worth it any more”
Especially if you genuinely believe in an afterlife. At some point, you think, “Why am I tolerating this tool? I got MUCH better places to be.”
