I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Fuck off with that Danny devito crap. No one but Americans like that dude, and you’ve seen how utterly brain-dead America is.
Leaning towards Cardinal Pietro Parolin - Cardinal secretary of state.
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
420 Blaze It
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
Be male Be a roman catholic Get enough cardinals to vote for you
So you’re saying Luigi has a chance?
I’d vote for him
Dang I might have to change my vote
I think we should reelect Francis.
We just gotta set up one of those WH40K Golden thrones for him!
Guarantee they have something that’s already halfway there tucked in a warehouse.
Bill Burr
I’m votin’ fer yours truly. I’d make a kick-ass pope. 😤
I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt and vote for you.
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
The Archbishop of Kabul
I see what you did there.
Vermin Supreme.
Justin Trudeau
Resurrected harambe
