Not sure he wants to

hey, shut your mouth - read her wiki page and tell me that she’s not great at what she does

I don’t think they actually move

well, worked less than 40hrs a week for an employer. They had a ton of shit to do at home, and if they weren’t married, doubly so.

My grandma used to tell me stories of how long it would take to forage for food before refridgerators

AHA! I KNEW IT! NO WONDER YOUR MUSIC TASTE IS SO STUNTED

A lot less workers too to be fair (the plague more than did its work…), so it was a workers market

If that mashup didn’t blow you away, I’m stealing your beer

or taco’s at least

Remember back in the middle ages, when everyone was sporting an axe and knew where the boss’s house was?

Check the fates. ;)

modest castle seems like an oxymoron, but yeah I hear you

“lives like a queen” so yeah, probably servants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1zSHGL3Drg

Trusts don’t pay inheritance tax, and LTD companies don’t pay capital gains. Loophole’s everywhere, by design

Go the James Blunt route:

As an average nobody – totally with you.

But if you had stalkers and an unrelenting paparazzi, I do understand needing some kind of shield from the outside world

*straightens tie*
“Still got it!”

If you’re a billionaire, that’s 10M dollars given per child assuming no taxes

Climate Scientists:

• The lightbulb is broken, and there’s reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
• Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
• CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.

stererypical, more like stare a RIP ickle, amirite