lets not forget test user with password 12345678

7.5

7.5

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He was 3 days from retirement, and not a single damn thank you card

It’s halloween, where can I find Boo bees?

blondie: “your colleague ratted on you, said you were selling these for high margins.”

manager: “h-he said that?”

blondie: “he practically sang, and now he’s dead. We can put it all on him and call it a day, or I can tell the feds that you were the mastermind behind the whole show.”

manager: *sweats*

blue shirt: “w-we just… we just need a price. Please.”

One short story explains the other

I was gonna ask why the reporter is wearing sunglasses indoors, but then I noticed the teeth

Is it not the 5 course dinner kicking in?

Me: “I must go now, my planet needs me.”

Them: “Don’t you live on Earth?”

Me: (already outside)

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren’t that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women

I stand throbbingly by my statement

Yandex is deptessingly good

Im an anything bird - by that I mean that caffeine dictates my schedule.

If I work UK timezones, then my last coffee is at 3pm and I’m in bed by 11:59pm and up at 8ish.

If I work US timezones, then my last coffee is at 8pm and I’m in bed by 4am and up at 12:01pm

Took me a while to realise the witch didn’t have a goatee

Yeah, run checkupdates in a timer, and then in your script invoke checkupdates -n

https://man.archlinux.org/man/checkupdates.8

-n, --nosync
Do not sync the temporary database, works   
best when the temporary database is   
updated regularly through some other   
means such as a cronjob or systemd timer.

good video