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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Please don't skip me

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Please don't skip me

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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    2 months ago

    Would you also like a drink to go with that?

    • HurlingDurling@lemm.ee
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      Ginger ale, no ice

      • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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        Can I please get the can?

        • TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub
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          Don’t be surprised if you’re denied the can especially if it’s hot outside. They can explode when being opened with the pressure and temperature changes.

          • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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            They’ll just open it before they hand it to you.

          • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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            I always ask for the can (with a heartfelt please and thank you hand signal). I’ve never been told no. Tho most times the can is handed over already opened. Wouldn’t suprise me if this was true tho but also wouldn’t suprise me if that’s just an excuse to save 20¢.

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        Ginger ale is fucking incredible…

        • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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          Settle down

          • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            2 months ago

            Give your balls a tug

      • lemming741@lemmy.world
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        I dip them in my coffee

    • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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      What the hell, are those Delta branded biscoff biscuits? (I’m British, I call them biscuits). Is this real?

      • TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee
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        Yes, they’re a real thing.

        From our signature Biscoff® cookies to special-order meals, we’re refreshing onboard refreshments with the foods and drinks you love.

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      Flights that give Biscoff truly treat you like a king. Never mind all that other stuff. You’re on a Biscoff flight. 👑

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    I love this so much I saved it

    • Zwiebel@feddit.org
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      Me too

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        1000060619

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    I forgot which airline it was (Emirates maybe?), but they gave us stickers that you can put by your headrest to indicate that you want to be woken up during meal or snack service. It was great because you don’t have to worry about missing the food.

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    In these trying times I am still chuckling hours after seeing this, thanks for the meme.

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      My face when I remember the post

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      Did you come back to find this post after you found yourself chuckling at it hours later? Because that’s really sweet if so.

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    If only I looked this adorable while trying to wait nonchalantly

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    Intense eye contact

  • Synapse@lemmy.world
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    I am in this picture and I do not like it.

    • reev@sh.itjust.works
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      I am in this picture and I like it.

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    I laughed way harder at this than I should have

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    A sleep mask and noise cancelling headphones, works every time.

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