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An invincible wolf man, who is like a wolf in every regard save for the fact that he can fly.

(Note: This might be misinformation)

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Cake day: June 12th, 2023

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  • It was either the shrimp or the bean sprouts in the food court Pad Thai. I was visiting my S.O. in Canada and wound up in a 3-day war with food poisoning. I could not stop puking and shitting. I shit so much acidic death juice that my asshole was in absolute agony and never cooled down. It was like someone had fileted and cauterized my rectum. I couldn’t even sit on the couch properly. Fortunately, her sectional was old and had collapsed in on itself in the very corner. I sat in this corner, right on top of the collapsed portion. It was perfect for supporting my body without making contact with the seat of my pants. I sat in this corner for three days watching weird YouTube videos about Centralia and other phenomena, while intermittently hopping up to puke and shit and fart. I was so fucking sick. I felt like I was going to die.



  • It’s always the most insecure looking dudes who take their profile pics with sunglasses on in the front seat of their Dodge Ram, or mildly muscular/tattooed guys who have taken 50+ successive shirtless selfies, smirking in front of a mirror. It’s even funnier when you note how many times they went back through their old pics and re-posted the previous ones.
















  • Owls are so cool. As a dad I’m not often up late enough anymore to hear them, but I sometimes get lucky around 5 or 6am on my way to work.

    Several years ago I had found a dead Great Horned in my neighborhood. We had a wind storm the night before and I don’t know whether he died naturally or got whacked by a branch. The only real damage I could see was a single dented eyeball. The ground was too frozen to bury it, so I put it beneath a large mound of leaves and took a single feather from the ground as a keepsake, which has been protuding from a small clay pot on my bookshelf since. It was neat to actually touch my favorite owl, but obviously a bummer that it was dead when it happened.